Thursday, September 07, 2006

Local Flavor

We live in a very small town, and we have a weekly paper that keeps us up to date on the local happenings. To be completely truthful, I really only get the paper to read the police logs - they're my entertainment for the week. Here are some excerpts from this week police log...you can't make this stuff up:

12:32am., a resident reported possible gunshots. Police found that a resident had put fireworks into a bees' nest to get rid of it.



4:16pm., a resident reported that loud polka music had been coming from a residence for the past two days. Officers advised the music listener to turn down the volume.

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